Poor Guy...

So, the other day this cute title rep comes into our real estate office. He asks me if I'd had my coffee yet today and I inform him that if I hadn't had my coffee my eyes would be held open with toothpicks. He proceeds to attempt this total "stud" move and flings a Starbucks card on my desk...at the same time his arm brushes across three plastic business card holders and dumps them into the fountain in front of my desk. Let me inform you that several business cards stick to the rocks in the fountain!!! His face immediately turns red and he begins to hurriedly pick them up. Poor guy...he was MORTIFIED!! I swiftly run to his aid and proceed to sort out the mess of cards.

Moral of the story: DON'T TRY TO BE STUDLY, OR YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A TERD!!