The Dirty Cowgirl...

Right...so last night (Friday Night) we had a pre-birthday celebration for Stephanie. We kind of didn't have a plan, so Steph, Jen and I were at my house hanging out. Steph decides that her birthday wish is to go out to the "Yella Beak" in Enum-scratch and meet up with Amanda, The Asian Panda. Seriously, for those of you who have never been to this establishment, you're not missing much!!! Unless you want to get picked up by seemingly 12-year old guys and play horseshoes in the back of the bar. We get there and immediately notice a girl who we soon named "The Dirty Cowgirl". Let me explain...she was wearing a t-shirt purchased at Baby Gap, a large belt buckle holding up the jeans that were spray-painted on her body, a white cowboy hat, practically giving the DJ a lapdance and then grinding on every other guy in the bar!!! I am so over this bar scene, by the way...I only will continue to visit such establishments if I am running out of blogging material!!!

Let me just finish by saying we didn't spend more than an hour there and left saying, "We're so too old for this!!!"

The End.