"Sun Flu"

Anyone else feeling a bit under the weather due to the latest bout of SUN??? Seriously, I'm very ill and would benefit greatly from an entire day laying in my back yard...and sleeping of course...this condition is highly contagious, so seriously, I should NOT be around my co-workers today...or anyone for that matter...I would hate to infect my entire office...all I need is the rest of today and ALL of tomorrow, and I should be healed in time to participate in all of the upcoming Memorial Day Weekend festivities...

Please contact your supervisor immediately if you are experiencing any of the following symptoms...you need to leave work and go home IMMEDIATELY!!!

*Inability to focus
*Unquenchable desire to listen to any album by Bob Marley
*Frequent gazing out the window
*Depression at the thought that you have to stay inside today
*Closing your eyes and actually "feeling" the sun hit your skin
*Fidgeting at your desk
*Putting a bathing suit, shorts, and beach towel in your car this morning...just in case

Thank you for taking the time to read this and evaluate your condition.

~Get Well Soon~ :)