Ma'am???

Right...so I was just on the phone with a business here at work and the dude on the phone called me MA'AM!!! Oh, I feel so old...not "miss", "lady", "hey you"??? Ma'am... This "phobia" all started when I began to worry that all my Young Life kids see me like I used to see my YL leaders...there was this one guy named Gary who wore a fanny pack, white tube socks and AQUA SOCKS (all at the same time)!!! Do you even remember those??? I think he lived in fear that at any moment he could get lost in the woods (and need the items conveniently stored in his fanny pack) or fall off of a bridge and need to swim/walk to the shore (the only good place to wear aqua socks)!!!

If any of you witness me wearing something rediculous, I now give you my permission to ridecule me until I've learned my lesson...not too much to ask, I think.

~Jess~

P.S. Happy Friday!