Dirty Store

So, my soon-to-be-married sister Christy had an "Ooh, La, La" shower over the weekend, so naturally I had to go to that dirty store right by Southcenter Mall to get her some scandalous gifts. Why did I go in and bump into this obviously naturally male tranny being walked through all of the different types of NIPPLE PASTIES!!! Needless to say, I was mortified...but kept shopping, of course...As I turn the corner, there's a dude trying on red patent leather platform stripper shoes!!! The scariest part...THEY HAD HIS SIZE!!! Ay, Carumba!! What an interesting day...

Other than that, my life has been pretty boring lately...thank you to my sister for giving me something to write about!!! :)